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Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?
Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
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Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.
A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
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A janitor at a middle school who sends kid to the bathroom to sit in a circle for a ritual against KKK and knows asl and drinks blood from virgin vaginas!!and watched kids at lunch and records girls buts
Hey did u see the "ghost busters janitor"
The janitor?guy
Ya!!
OMG YEZ he's scary he watched me bend down to pick up my hair tie!!
Grosss
To find a Janitor who loves candy so much he/she abuses it in undescribable sexual ways.
The sticky janitor was worst than the teachers, hiding out in the closet to have fun with his sweets.
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the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2
Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time
When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep
Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.
( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):
Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.
Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?