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January 15

People born on January 15 tend be sarcastic and are overall pretty chill. These people are of course Capricorns and can be quite blunt. If you get on their good side, they're really caring and can radiate that crackhead energy, otherwise, they're just floating through their own world.

Person A: "When's their birthday? Are they a Virgo?"

Person B: "Nah bro, their birthday is January 15, they're a Capricorn."

by Kxrma October 18, 2019

219πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


January 2

This is the day when the most awesome, cute, funny, kind, caring, sweet people you will ever meet are born. They always have a way to make you laugh or smile. Even the sight of them can brighten anyone's day. The way they are always smiling can make any human a million times happier. They always have something to say to get rid of all bad moods. When ever anyone born on this day walks in the room everything lightens up.

Person 1: You are the cutest person I have ever seen when were you born?
Person 2: January 2
Person 1: well that explains it

by MylieπŸ–€ February 3, 2020

87πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


January 29

The cutest and realest person you have ever met is born on this date

Oh he's born on January 29! He is cute

by Anonymous 124453 October 16, 2019

708πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


January 29

A day for you to be the bad bitch you are and ask your crush to snuggle

Wow it’s january 29th you better be asking Tom to snuggle

by Aquarious4lif3 October 20, 2019

218πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


January 5

If born on this day you at the best person in the world everyone should treat you like royalty. Act like you own this place.

I'm born on January 5 oh that why you the best

by Poopyslime December 18, 2019

86πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


January 24

National punch someone in the face day

Guy: Hey it’s january 24 you know what that means.

Girl: I get to punch an asshole in the face today

by I went 2 shs instead of modify October 14, 2019

248πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


18 january

The day where the prettiest and natural bitches are born. They are feisty but have the softest hearts.

Woah, you can tell she’s born on 18 January, she’s cute

by Sallcarmen November 3, 2019

202πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž