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Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
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Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.
Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it
A guy who had dirty feet for his life changing story subscribe to no one on YouTube
Juicy Jed
Your stereotypical sicilian hypebeast
Yo! That dude over there is a Jed Villamor
a mega super beast with a wet jumpshot. he will dunk on you, and then steals your girl.
damn, Jed McLean is a walking beast. I wish I was him
Firecracker with a round visco fuse instead of the traditional wick fuse. Can be used in low oxygen environments and in water. The fuse is slightly more dangerous than normal fuses as it spits fire when lit.
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The Jed Kinson is quite similar to the SamMie Dee..
The Jed Kinson is eXtreme but tame. Promiscuous but monogomous. Polite but rude. Patient but eager. Highly intelligent but a natural blonde. White but black. Awesome but lame.
The Jed Kinson is also the ultimate aphrodisiac. Those who are fortunate enough to come across such a being should immediately become a stage 5 clinger and hold on for dear life! see - 'Sarah Russo' for tips on this
*WARNING*
Do not use this term lightly. There have been few that have attempted to slide the Jed Kinson into less than adequate sentences or sub-par comebacks and have been immediately struck dead by lightning!
Oh my god.. My boyfriend Jed Kinsoned the hell out of me last night!
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