Jedi toss

The act of grabbing one's freshly released fart and hurling it at a foe in a manner resembling a Jedi performing a Force push

I thought I was out of range of Roger's farts, but then he hit me with a Jedi toss. The Force is strong with this one.

jedi temple

the Jedi holy place, where they studied and lived. the jedi temple is on the planet corasaunt, and almost fully destroyed by the empire.

"the jedi temple"

the jedi were purged in their jedi temple

Booze Jedi

One who is in tune with the alcohol Drinking Force.
The most noteable Booze Jedi's are:

I) O'Beerwon Kenobi
II) Heineken Skywalker
III) Quaigon Gin
IV) Darth "Single" Maul-t
V) Irish Soda Yoda
VI) Darth Sudsious

At a Frat Party....
O'Beerwon Kenobi: "Did you see the knockers on the chick from Pi Theta Gamma?";
Heineken Skywalker: "Yeah man! I gave her the old Booze Jedi mind trick last night if you know what I mean, HA HA"
Irish Soda Yoda: "Run the Train on her we should!"
Quaigon Gin; Darth "Single" Maul-t; Darth Sudsious: "Hell Yeah!"

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young Jedi

A phrase used by an older, wiser, or more experienced person to address a younger male, often in the context of explaining something complex or arcane.

Similar to young one, and obviously has its origins in Star Wars. See also: duh

"You've got a lot to learn about women, young Jedi."

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Dumpster Jedi

A Dumpster Jedi is someone who dispenses wisdom and information from either the street, or while diving/living in a dumpster. They will look rather strange and probably smell rather foul. But this belies their kindness and wisdom.

DJ- And that is how you avoid bullies
Guy- Wow...You're some kind of Dumpster Jedi

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Team Jedi

An anti-Miami Heat Big 3 community. Started in retaliation of Miami Heat bandwagoners after LeBron James' The Decision.

Antonym: Team Darkside

Team Jedi has been making the Heat cry since 2011.

Miami has lost 5 games in a row. /Team Jedi.

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The Jedi

It's were a girl sucks to dicks at once

Damn daryl britney sure is the jedi.

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