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A commonly used aboriginal/ white boy name often given to those of kind nature and a humble heart.
Girl: Dad meet my new boyfriend
Dad: keep him, he seems like Ted Jenkins
The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.
"Damn girl what happened?!!!"
"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"
Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.
Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”
Used to describe someone that can't fight but always wants to.
Look at him getting all hyped like scrappy jenkins
When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.
After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.
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Changing you favorite sex position midway through your honey moon. Popularized throughout Butler County after Shawn "Hanity" Jenkins went to the GOP after declaring as a Democrat.
I found out how small Shawn was after trying anal through the Jenkins Take.
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