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National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 28, 2022


Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia April 2, 2018


Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020


Jensen Ackles

A man who needs to run me over.

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala

by lolgoaway September 19, 2023


Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.

“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”

by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020


Jensen Dagget

The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California

Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget

by RobbieRottenxd January 6, 2017


Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019