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The most dank sub shop in the world. Nuff said
Guy 1: Wanna get some subway?
Guy 2: No dude, subway is for pussies lets get Jersey Mike's
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While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction
That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him
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A rare breed indeed. Jersey Joey is a rumored creature feature of the Grateful Dead touring circuit in 1980's and 1990's East Coast, Floridian, and most especially, Minnesotan tribes.
A jolly scallywag, the mythical Joey is thought to have the spicy bite of a pirate and the warmth of a gentle giant.
According to cultural anthropologist Ethan Tuttle, "The Joey's main identifying feature markers are swaths of brown hair strands and straw-like fragments of some kind of protective hat."
As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.
One such anecdote marks the Jersey Joey as being composed of a composite of "Hagrid, you know that tall guy from Harry Potter, and the Grey Daddy (a reference to the late Jerry Garcia)."
As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.
In line with the folklore tradition, Joey can be lured with an offering of Cajun gumbo, a strain of Colorado marijuana grass called Blue Petunia, and dried jerky product.
The Joey's voice is thought to be something of a raspy, lightly-peppered whisper. An unconfirmed and mostly inaudible recording is rumored to drawl "anybody got a light?"
Note, dependent on regional flavor, the Jersey Joey might be referred to as Papa Joey, Joey the Pirate, The Joester, Ja-Ja, and most bizarrely, simply Joey.
"I heard you don't wanna mess around with Jersey Joey's 52 Card Pickup."
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When two heterosexual men kiss on the lips to show how strong their friendship is. Usually used in a goodbye or as a greeting.
“Are Mike and Taylor kissing right now? Does that make them gay?”
Nah man that’s just the Jersey Kiss, they’re straight.
As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
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When you are partaking in a gay orgy and the moment in which everyone climaxes, their orgasm moans forms a single musical chord resembling the true bonding of that of the Jersey Boyz
Dude 1: "yo did you hear about that sick Jersey Boyz at Philip's last night?"
Dude. 2: "hell yeah it was a D minor"
A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies
the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.