je m'en branle

One of the many French expressions for I don't give a fuck. Literally "I'm masturbating about it"

Je m'en branle que tu aimes la pastèque !

I don't give a fuck that you like watermelon !

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Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

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Je m'en fous

Pronounced- Jer (soft J)mon foo. Colloquial. Offensive.

An injection expressing a state of disinterest or lack of caring. Often used in an urban context, this short phrase is uttered when one wants to appear as one does not care about a situation that has just occurred.

Derived from French, and loosely translates from French to English as "I don't give a f**k."

Anne: Aaron called you a nasty name.
Jason: Je m'en fous. Aaron's a bastard.
Anne: You shouldn't swear in public. You never know who might be listening.
Jason: Je m'en fous.

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poep in je broek

A Dutch expression that literally means: "Poo down your trousers". Dutch people like to tell tourists that it means "I love you".

Tourist: "Liza, poep in je broek"
Liza: "Ew gross!" *walks away*

je fais caca

"I am pooping" in french

jo:dude where are you?
automessage from kristin: je fais caca

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katlák je mokot

When you see Matllafous, you usually say this. The explanation is, that the original expression "matlák je kokot" has switch its first letters, so it sounds more funny. "Matlák je kokot" means "Matlák is a cock".

person1 : "kostiku, co je katlák?"
kostik: "katlák je mokot"

Je t'aime aussi

I love you too in French

Person 1: Je t'aime
Person 2: aww. Je t'aime aussi

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