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Jewish pancake

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"

Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her

by Ben Dover May 11, 2014

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Jewish Hotdog

Name for a pine cone

Quan Cena is a Jewish Hotdog

by Alex mean boy bench warmer May 8, 2017


jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 8, 2011

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Jewish Slug

A firm, slow handjob.

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.

by GripItAndRipIt February 21, 2014

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Jewish slapper

Munted Jewish bird

Dea is a Jewish slapper.

by Ougvshv October 5, 2021


Jewish Lightning

arson, specifically for the purpose of insurance fraud. because it is a crime of greed, it gets tagged to the stereotypically greedy jewish people. but, come on, we all love jew jokes.

"Holy moley, that yacht's been on fire for the last five hours! How could this happen?"

"You're in New Jersey, stupid. That boat was struck by jewish lightning."

by CheeseShopOwner August 13, 2011

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jewish filth

Jewish filth is when your friend throws you under the bus when he lies and says he never took a hit from the vape. And how he collects coin

Oh brae stole coins what a Jewish filth

by Itsyoboi H3nry November 16, 2017

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