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1. jim is a boy with the following qualites
a. brown skater hair that he can eat. and does frequently.
b. a loner in school. he's too cool for everyone.
c. can be shy, but is friendly. he has a cute smile.
d. laughs with sincerity, but it always sounds fake.
e. always wears the following brands: volcom, billabong, etnies, and a few others.
f. switches girlfriends frequently, they're all not good enough for him.
g. is attracted bad girls, girls who jump right into it.
h. is a very good friend :)
ohmygod. he's sitting in the corner by himself again, but he doesn't look like he needs anyone. what a typical jim.
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Term used to describe a campor girly acting male that gets all the girls, however enjoying the company of the girls liking them in a non-sexual way. A jim will hang around with 2-3 or more girls liking arms with them and pokeing them in the stomach and getting poked back.
Usually wearing a brand name bench jacket or something similar - in the smallest size possible
Sro; Look dude theres another Jim
MC MEN-D: I fucking HATE jim hes a cunt
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Jim is a very unique person. Most people would describe him as "the most normal person on earth". But once you get to know him, you'll realize how freaking cool and chill he is, you will want to be his friend and hang out with him and just get to know him even more. Jims are usually tall, blonde, wear normal clothes and shoes, but that is only the beginning of him. His personality is great all around. Everyone likes him, and he likes everyone! If you have a Jim in your life, cherish him and never let him go.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you met Jim yet? He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, dude! He's amazing!
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Jim Moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. He is both scary and super funny at times. He is the center of a web. He is a consulting criminal. Played by the fabulous actor Andrew Scott.
You should see him in a crown.
Jim Moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary...
Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~
Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...
Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
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The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.
Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”
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Jim Pickens is the leader of Jim’s cult and Jim is God.
We always must celebrate Dear Leader Day.
Person: hey, ever heard of Jim Pickens?
Me: I WORSHIP HIM
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Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him.
All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens
Sometime in the near future:
Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"
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