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A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
Hey Graham Norton, are you a Knob-Jockey?
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a girl that rides the dong all the time
look at that f***ing dong jockey
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used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey
also used as an insult
that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey
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A form of female masturbation.
A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
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That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
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A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.
Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.
If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!
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The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
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