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A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.
Johnathan prayer is a Abellas best friend.
benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.
What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.
A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.
Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan
Tinkwetax, i accidentally called jonny bill and he was
Gay
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Person 10: Johnathan "Carrie" Sundholm: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘
Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick