Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

Jolly-Pong

A sport which combines the elements of ping-pong and volleyball.

Sloshmasta slammed it home to win the Jolly-Pong game 25 to 18. It sat for him.

Jolly Jeremy

He's the chad, better version of the Loomian Legacy YouTuber JamiyJamie. He actually HAS Hair which is a massive step-up and got recently hired by the devs to balance the game. Unfortunately his whereabouts are unknown as the last place he was seen was at the Battle Colosseum with a certain hooded individual..

Person 1: Hey did you know the new Balancer for the Game is Jolly Jeremy?
Person 2: Yeah!! Jolly Jeremy Rules!!!

Rubber Jolly

A slang word for a condom, usually used by the Maltese lower class when trying to offend one other Maltese

Go away! Europe's fuckers! Rubber Jolly! Haq Alla! (burn God!)

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jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

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Jolly Roger

The act of ejaculating in someone's eye, thus causing one eye to shut. Variations include saying "Arrr!" immediately after the eye closes to ensure proper scoring.

"I missed her mouth and inadvertantly gave her a Jolly Roger"

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Jolly Rodger

Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)

"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."

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