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Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.
Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.
A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people
Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.
Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.
Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are
Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.
"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"
a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.
jonah is a faggot
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When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person
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