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jonned

Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.

"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."

by pulse.101 May 2, 2009

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jon

Big head

What is that? Its Jon

by Oggy420 April 11, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jon

shorter term for Jonathon, also a code name for Lazarus and Leviathan, usually a common name of the 21st century goven to males. However, past dated documents depict Jons as demonic creatures residing in human entities. Their aura and presence can leave residual effects on humans such as night terrors or... bed wettings. To defeat a Jon one must have the correct alchemical brew at the ready applied to special grade steal or silver.

Derek: β€œI had a terrible Jon lastnight bro.”
Nathan: β€œI had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: β€œ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”

by Jessifer Lucias January 12, 2018

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jon

jon is a huge junkie, he wears TN's, and rolls his trackies up. He is an abusive pric, and always has to have the benefit of the doubt. Makes little kids cry

man, jon is such a cunt, aye?
i dont know why his girlfriend stays with him

by dropkick jones May 4, 2018

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A pumpkin

Jon is a pumpkin

by Random user 5567 August 28, 2019

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


lil Jon Jon

The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck

/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper

β€œYo is that lil jon jon ?”

β€œYo shut up he might hear us and come over here”

by Jon jon enthusiast November 2, 2022


Jon

A term used for someone who acts in a shadydishonest manner and constantly tries to make people feel bad for him/her

Person 1: My house is going under foreclosure, I don't make enough money working late night shifts at a chocolate factory, and I can't ever make it on time to college.

Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.

by Konata92 November 17, 2011

23πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž