Bong Joo

The creater of Bongjudaism. He immigrated to the United States from South Korea in 2005, narrowly escaping the terror of Kim Jung Il. After his arrival in the states, he was instantly appraised and revered as the great BONG. He has many followers in his religion and plans to spread his Bongness across the globe.

"Bong Joo walked to the park. On his way, he encountered some South Korean whores. Bong Joo, being the great master of Bongjudaism, managed to steer their sexridden lives away from doom, and instead lead them to salvation. i.e. his pants"

"Bong Joo is my God!" - a famed Humanities student

8👍 16👎

Cheng Joo

A man full of nonsensical irrelevant technical gibberish. Claims to know the workings of the world of engineering. Jack of all trades. Never give this man a blunt knife. Partially blind and would occasionally walk into glass panels. Preferred choice of habitat: a mountain.

I'm not interested in whatever you're saying. Stop being a Cheng Joo!

1👍 1👎

Jibber-joo

1. Words that do not have meaning when they should.
2. Jibberish
3. Adj; Someone who does not make any sense

1. The president is not making any sense with all that jibber-joo.
2. What's with all this jibber-joo you're telling me?
3. He is such a jibber-joo saying the earth will end tomorrow.

1👍 1👎

boo joo

Slang for booster juice.

My girlfriend got lost in the airport trying to get a boo joo.

1👍 1👎

joo crew

joo crew or Jöõ Crew, is an exellent undiscovered band from idaho.

hey man, did u hear the Jöõ Crew play johns awkward love last night? that was chillin

3👍 7👎

Joo-paki

The ultimate expression of detest for citizens of New Jersey.

"Shut up Sean, you Joo-paki!"

5👍 11👎

Joo Taboo

a house that looks like a circumsized penis

check out this joo taboo i made in minecraft

1👍 2👎