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Judas Iscariot

History describe him as one of the greatest disciple ever, who played a critical part in Jesus death and thus the birth of salvation.if It wasn't for him,then the death and ressurection of Jesus wouldn't have happened and thus the freedom from bondage of sin according to Christian would not have occurred and ,finally,there would be no going to heaven .

Dude 1:man,Judas Iscariot was the worst disciple in the Bible
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.

by Titus rutto March 23, 2018

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Judas Pig

A person you will always deny having intimate relations with or fornicating with because of their grotesque looks or size, a judas pig can be male or female. Most judas pig situations begin at happy hour and involve cheap alcoholic beverages. The encounter with the judas pig will usually cause the victim to shower in scalding hot water and soap in a futile attempt to scrub the judas pig from ones memory. Most std clinics offer discount testing for encounters with judas pigs.

"That girl was a judas pig, I will never admit to hitting it even if my life depended on it." "Stop being a judas pig, I saw you kissing him at the friday's parking lot." "Why are some guys such judas pigs, they will never admit to hooking up with the not so great looking girls?"

by itsoktobeyou May 4, 2013

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Teleprompter Judas

Obama head of the party that denied God three times at the DNC 2012

Teleprompter Judas refused to meet with religious leaders because he had a golf game and his party does not believe in God.

by inkaput September 24, 2012

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Judas Cradle

Just like the iron maiden and the anguish pear, this device was made up for torture museums in the 19th century. Also, the Catholic church never executed anyone. Common myth. Secular courts did as they found an attack on the official religion an attack on the state

The judas cradle never was used

by somethingok July 15, 2016

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Judas Priest

I suppose they could be called "poor man's Iron Maiden", but what the fuck they still rule.

I'm
your
tur-bo
lover

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

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Judas Priest

An expression used when something is amazingly shitty or wierd.

Man finishes watching a Keeanu Reeves movie - "Judas Priest! that was SHIT!"

by teleturn March 16, 2010

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Judas Iscariot

A smart and handsome phreaker born and raised in Delaware.

Judas Iscariot is so l33t! OMG HAX!

by Anonymous November 10, 2003

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