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The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.
1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
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The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.
Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."
Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"
Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."
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A fan of the music writen and performed by ICP, they carry the hatchet so they can then cut themselves. Though they refuse to be called emo they are usually, and pot smoking is usually a part of their life.
Man that effin' juggl-emo is always high, tell him to go cut himself
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One who may very well be the antichrist.
That Martha Stewart is quite the juggling joker.
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When you are around as many topless girls that you are metaphorically Juggling Tits
Will: How many girls were you with last night?
Noah: Man, there were so many girls I was Juggling Tits
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roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.
"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well?
Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"
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The act of juggling and masturbating at the same time.
I have a new hobby.. Juggling Masturbation!
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