Julius Squeezers

The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."

Julius Caesar

Was killed by his subordinates

Some guy "You can't trust someone who isn't willing to subordinate themselves."

Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."

julius caesar

The head of a roman faction, the house of julii who took most of the world and also took rome away from the senate.

Veni Vidi Vici
I came, I saw, I conqoured

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the Julius Caesar

when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.

she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar

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Orange Julius

The nickname of the new dictator Gaius Furius Trumpus.

We're smegged nr that Orange Julius stole the election.

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Julius

A big blob of fat no one loves with no friends and a big four head also has no hair

Julius is super fat like omg.

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Julius Herbert

Doctor J.

This guy in my math class from Denver, but stuck in Tacoma. A fellow Colorado four corners/Colorado native.

Dr. J and Travis give Mr. Long hell in 4th period.

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