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The day extremely chill people are born
Dang man I knew this girl was chill.
Yeah man its cause she was born on June 17
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Extremely annoying late spring to early summer (and sometimes all summer long) weather phenomenon in coastal Southern California that causes relentless, damp, dreary, miserable weather with drizzle and fog for weeks without end at the beaches. It sometimes spreads into the mountains. This shocks tourists who come to 'sunny Southern California' to instead find themselves in Alaska. It spoils beach days a'plenty and for most locals is the most dreaded time of the year. Number 1 cause for Seasonal Affective Disorder in Southern California. A.k.a. May Gray.
Tourist from East Coast: We're going to sunny Southern California to celebrate Memorial Day and the start of summer.
(Tourist arrives in San Diego)
Tourist: What's up with this stupid weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our June Gloom. We've just entered into winter in San Diego. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.
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June 15 is national give your children McDonald's day
hey mother its June 15 do you know what that means?
mother: no honey
me: it national give your children McDonald's day p!
me: I want 10 piece chicken nuggets a Big Mac and Sprite
mother: no
me: you better
mother: drives to McDonald's and paid 13 dollars for my meal
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A day where a guy should make a girl feel special
Girl 1: “He made me feel so nice today”
Girl 2: “Why”
Girl 3: “It’s June 17”
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Whoever is born on June 26 is stunning, smart and sexy! They are strong and brave and can get jealous very easily. They are also kind and warm hearted. They make the best girlfriends and will love you forever.
“She is born June 26? That explains a lot”
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your lucky if youre born on this day, it is The birthday of the most baddest bitch you could ever meet in your life nobody can top them!
i was born on june 13
u must be a bad bitch then
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