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To talk in a discord voice chat
I begged doomsday to Kaiser
To speak with someone via voice call
I Kaisered with your mom last night.
Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.
Yo did you see me hit that Kaiser Dawg?
Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord”
Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.