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Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 4, 2018


straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son March 31, 2018


Kaiser Gerald

Is a really intelligent person with a high IQ and a fable for deep tracks.
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.

We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume

"Did you just pull off a Kaiser Gerald?"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"

by TheKaiser27 January 5, 2017


Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024


Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. (^ω^)

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024


Kaiser Month

fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners

Happy kaiser month

by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023