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The most average town on the face of the planet, with the exception of an occasional flood, or Klan rally. People learn to cope with their existence in this country ass place by getting fucked up in as many ways as possible.
If you're from the class of '05
then you must be gettin high
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Gardner is a town in Kansas that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. We all got excited when Wal-Mart came to town. Pretty desperate little town.
Person 1- Where do you live?
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...
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Kansas twister is a rare phenomenon where an entire family (immediate or extended), plays a very sexually charged game of twister in the nude.
Larry: "oh, man! I just had the best game of kansas twister!"
Dave: "I'm calling the authorities."
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About 8 hours hours south of chicago. A mini version of Chicago, but with a better football team and without the smelly hobos.
I need a break from Chicago, I think I will go to K.C., a way better city by far.
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Two cities with the same name that share a metropolitan area along the Kansas-Missouri border. Kansas City, Missouri (445,000) is twice as large as its Kansas counterpart and known for jazz and barbeque. The Kansas City Metro area is just shy of 2 million people in the middle of the United States. Kansas City is not known for very much and lacks an identity, but is a comfortable Midwest metropolis, nonetheless.
"Where we going, dude ?"
"Kansas City"
"Which one, man?"
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an awesome movie best viwed at 1 am.
rolling kansas has an actor named rip torn, enough said.
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Leawood is a suburb of Kansas City, MO. It contains the wealthiest zip code in Kansas, 66211. The pinnacle of wealth within Leawood is the subdivision of Hallbrook which contains homes in excess of $4 million and has been been home to many of Kansas City's best known corporate leaders, professional sports players, working professionals, and the inherentley wealthy. Throughout the 60 or so years of Leawood's existence it has been known to be discriminatory to racial minorities and non-Christian religions. The people of Leawood attend the Blue Valley North School District or the surrounding private schools (Rockhurst, Barstow, Aquinas, among others). Those who do not live in Leawood consider these people to be snobs who often flaunt their money, homes, and expensive cars.
Nativity Church within Leawood, Kansas dubbed as "Our Lady of Mercedes"
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