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karma

When you try to stab someone but then you miss and smash your face on the ground.

Watching karma is more fun than watching Netflix.

by BounceFire December 3, 2021

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karma

Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.

I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened! Karma is a load of BS!

by Taj Badalandabad June 10, 2008

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Karma

A beautiful girl that is strong and open minded. She is not scared to fight back.

That fierce girl over there is definitely a karma.

by I_am_real May 20, 2018

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Karma

Someone you should never let go of. My bestfriend is named Karma, I don’t know where I would be without her. She saved me when I finally left some horrible friendships and I have never laughed with anyone more than I laugh with karma. She is beautiful, kind, smart, sweet, and above all amazing. She is kinda shy but once you know her you know you will never want to loose her.

Karma is so dang beautiful and sweet.
Haha yea that’s my bestfriend.

by Truthspeakerrrr April 9, 2018

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Karma

Whinging old bitch!

Karma says: Everyone should just fuck right off!

by Karma_ August 31, 2009

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


karma

An ancient religious concept that has recently gained popularity through the television show "My Name is Earl". If you're lucky, karma will get you a really spiffy looking Chevy El Camino, but only if you make a list of all the mean things you've ever done and resolve to make amends for each of them. If you're the type of guy who's always doing mean things and wondering why your life sucks, you need to watch Carson Daly and he'll tell you it's all karma.

"Karma used me to do its dirty work. Nice move, Karma."

by MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts May 29, 2006

8πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


karma

The tired, often uncomfortable effects that one encounters after the high from smoking strong weed.

Bob: Yo what was that shit called?

Billy: That was some straight GDP nigga, Granddaddy Purp

Bob: Damn that's some shit mang i was so blazed

Billy: Yea bro, but you gotta be careful if u smoke too much of that shit u could get some bad karma

Bob: Yea i did, but it was well worth it

by Do me on it alex gray June 10, 2009

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