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Lactating crack sissy who fucked over half the universe with his dick
nigga 1: oh fuck it’s keegan
nigga 2: fuck everyone run
the greatest guy in the world who has fluffy brown hair and freckles but you don't have his number and he has no socials and hes a foot shorter than you
me: i LOVE Keegan
everyone: ew he's short and plus fortnite wtf
when u slap a chick in the face with ur boner
dude i just keeganed her last night
A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.
Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.
adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation
Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.