keegan

Lactating crack sissy who fucked over half the universe with his dick

nigga 1: oh fuck it’s keegan
nigga 2: fuck everyone run

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keegan

the greatest guy in the world who has fluffy brown hair and freckles but you don't have his number and he has no socials and hes a foot shorter than you

me: i LOVE Keegan

everyone: ew he's short and plus fortnite wtf

keegan

Keegan is a human being that does normal things

me: "yo Keegan"
Keegan: "E"

keegan

that guy who acts straight but isnt

you are such a keegan

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keegan

when u slap a chick in the face with ur boner

dude i just keeganed her last night

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keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

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keegan

adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation

Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.

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