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To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football
This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper
The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially
Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina
Right before I came I started keel hauling
When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.
The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus
My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.