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Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.
Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.
Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.
A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.
1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.