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Getting the old kentucky plug tonight, no slap rounds needed
The sexual act of inserting one's thumb into an opening to minimize the outpouring of bodily fluids
She reached climax and I gave her the Kentucky Plug so she didn't mess the sheets
An instance where you use your thumb to plug an orifice from "leaking" too much.
Things were getting hot and heavy with Megan last night so I had to give her The Kentucky Plug to keep the sheets from getting soaked.
When you've pounded her ass so hard that's she's got seapage so you switch you the pink and shove your thumb in the stink.
Bro-Vet 1: Dude her ass started leaking so I had to stop.
Bro-Vet 2: Naw dude. Next time switch holes and give her The Kentucky Plug.
When you put a plug of tobacco in and you use the chew spit as lube during sex.
Oh yeah I have her the ole Kentucky plug last night..
When your fucking your girl bent over a folding table on the range, while having a thumb in her brown eye and having .50 cal balanced on her head, you fire the .50 as you ejaculate and when you explode the rifle also explodes... in your face almost killing you and your partner in the process
DONUT "Did you hear about Kentucky ballistics?
MATT "No what happened?"
DONUT " A .50 exploded in his face!"
AK GUY " Was he trying to do the Kentucky plug ?"
DONUT "No"
MATT " Cool story bro "
A sexual position involving the use of a croquet mallet, midget, and a demolition ranch T-shirt.
"Oh man I heard you got a Kentucky plug last night."
"Yeah, after your legs go numb its pretty awesome."