dark ketchup

barbecue sauce

Ryan: Can you pass me the dark ketchup, please?
Maggie: wtf are you talking about?
Ryan: dark ketchup
Maggie: We aren't friends anymore

Ketchup diarrhea

The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.

Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.

squeezing the ketchup

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

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Ketchup Cammie

Someone who spills ketchup constinatly and needs to learn how a ketchup bottle cap works before they destroy everything.

P1: Pass the ketchup
P2: Okay
P1: *Drops it on the nachos
P2: Oh my god, you’re such a ketchup cammie!

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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

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Ketchup Chips

The most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in Canada.

Me: So, I got these really good chips in Canada, they're Ketchup flavoured!
Adam: I got those in Connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)

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try the ketchup

a meme based on the song "when they come for me" by Linkin Park
Shinoda says" try to catch up motherf*cker" which is misheared as "try the ketchup motherf*cker"
This resulted in the creation of billions of memes, some of them featuring Mike Shinoda's sock puppet Boris and all of them featuring heinz bottles
You're welcome guys

"Try the ketchup motherf*cker!!!!"
*insert Boris wirh a heinz bottle*