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A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
A tea kettle that has been nutted in
Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.
Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.
Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.
This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲
Poor kettle boy what a pain
The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.
- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!
- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"
When you squirt beer into your girlfriends open pussyhole and your friends drink out of it.
Kyle: Were you at the party last night? Joanna totally let us fill the kettle.