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Kimmy Kardashian is the underated Kardashian whom lives in the Dominican Republic
A simpin man who never had Alabama white sauce from a woman
Man that dude 🎬 like a Kimmie
A grown man who still lives with his mommy and the only way he can get a woman is to pay for it
she is an amazing person. that well always cheer you up,and you can not stay mad at her at all. SHE IS NOT A BASIC WHITE GIRL
person_I AM MAD AT YOU
kimmie_haha you can’t be mad.
person_haha i am not anymore
To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.
I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.
When one person puts a cream egg into their anus letting it melt. They then proceed to fart out the cream egg while their partner eats the melted egg remains. A creamy Kimmi. Named after the inventer and Tik Tok star Kimmi Kaiy.
"What did you get up to last night?"
"My girlfriend gave me a creamy Kimmi"
When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.
I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.