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Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.
"Oh my God, isn't Ryan Ross's cat so ADORABLE?" "Yeah! Captain Knots is like, the cutest cat ever!"
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The anus. It resembles a ballon knot.
Her ballon-knot was so tight I couldn't get a pinky in there.
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A condition that causes tangling of the hair, most often by very vigorous sex.
After a three day sex and crystal meth binge, I had a bad case of fuck knots.
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A knot that can be tied with ones tongue using a cherry stem. Is often referred to as an indicator of how well someone can kiss.
Dude did you hear? Stephanie can tie a cherry not in under 20 seconds. She must be an amazing kisser.
Bridget must spend her time tying cherry knots or something. I've never kissed anyone who kisses that good.
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Balloon knot: Named for the resemblance of the anus to the knotted neck of a balloon.
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A tangled mat of hair in the central region of the back of the head. Most commonly displayed by human females after missionary style intercourse, the knot occurs from impassioned head thrashing on the pillow, bed, floor, kitchen counter, etc.
She had a big ol fuck-knot when she got to work this morning, I'm jealous of her morning wood wake up call.
When a dog is having sex with another dog they lock up. And the male is hung inside the female dog(bitch) until the male unleashes his came.
Hey BB can I dogknot you?
Linda: How's you're day doing Sara?
Sara: It's going good, I got dog knotted just about a hour ago.
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