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a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
The period of time where you're forced to change your lifestyle or be left to suffer alone, because your government told you to.
During lockdown, I found myself playing video games most of the time, when I should've started college this year.
A person who loves Quarantine, and never wants Life to go back to normal/ as it was pre-March 2020
John: Hey Andrew, have you seen our Country is finally re-opening!
Andrew: What!? No!? I loved Quarantine, I never want it to end!
John: Oh Andrew, I didn't know you were a Lockdown Addict
Where one usually has outstanding hair but due to being on lockdown, unable to leave the house and the barbers shut. Measures have to be taken to keep the fresh ass look you solely crave.
Yo Doogie! this Lockdown got my mop a mess man!.
Now then Dave, get yourself The Lockdown Do on the go, you'll look fresh as shit!
two people in love through lockdown not being able to see eachother
gf- awe i miss my bf
sister- ooooo lockdown love
gf- what?
sister- ur in love in lockdown duh
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Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.
I hated that Coronavirus lockdown.
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The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).
Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'
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