(n) A woman who has a rocking body, but is only seen as an object
Damnn... I just blew this lampshade's back out last night after the BlackHat event.
The thing your dad put on his head at his high school parties.
"Somebody give me the lampshade."
A mentally retarded female who attends a party.
Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...
Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours