lancaster

a guy that is popular but has an ever changing personality. whenever he hangs out with a new group of people he will subconsciously alter his personality those of the people around him. overtime, its rare to see him without a group of people, and if you do, he just looks like hes a lost wandering cat. typically short and dumb. however, in the right environment he could excel without being aware of what's going on.

Person 1: Why does Lancaster look so depressed?
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people

Lancaster

A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.

Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?

Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?

Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!

Stranger:I don't know where that is

Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*