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Dude watch your step , you almost stepped on that
Landmine......or man that lady's yard is full of landmines
Something worse to step on than a LEGO brick, especially in the dark.
bro my friend put a landmine in my room but I survived the explosion and shrapnel, nice try cunt!
Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)
(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box
(14yo) ugh
(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi
(14yo) ok I will
In Japan, it's described as "A 'landmine' is a girl/woman who wears cute clothes/makeup but in truth, is nothing but trouble."
Related to "Don't stick your dick in crazy".
She's a landmine, bro. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.
Ew! Someone left a Volleyball Landmine on the court!
When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.
My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.