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A woman from or with roots from any spanish speaking country that has both black (African) and spanish ancestry. She has the best of both worlds. She comes in different delicious flavors. Cafe (Celia Cruz), cafe con leche (Zoe Saldana), caramel (Rosario Dawson) and sometimes leche (Mariah Carey). She is sensual, sexy, passionate, has the baddest curves and can dance her culo off. She is a goddess and you are lucky to know her and even luckier to LOVE her. Sometimes, this hottie is sad, because nobody knows she is latina and she has to prove herself with the latino community because of their own racism.
"Wow, Colombia has the most beautiful afro-latinas in the world!"
Guy #1 Did you know, Mariposa was Afro-Latina?
Guy#2 No! She's hot!
Guy#3 Yeah, I'm so lucky to have found her!
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A older woman of hispanic ethnicity with supernatural powers.
Carla is a great grandmother at 30. She can speak English and Spanish. In her small apartment live five generations of public assistance beneficiaries. She is a Wise Latina!
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A sexy latina who is very short, sort of thick but not fat, and has a hop when she walks. Bottom line is, she looks like a bunny.
That little hot mexican girl looks like a human rabbit. I heard she fucks like a rabbit too. We should call her the latina bunny.
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Saying "sexy latina" is like saying "dumb blonde". It's repetitive.
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A: Fuck me in the ass! I failed Latin again because of stupid declensions! This is bullshit, why do I even need to learn a dead language?!
B: Lingua latina non penis canina.
A: What?
B: It translates to "Latin language is not a dog's dick." Scholars have used this saying for ages, meaning it's a complex and elegant language, and you need to put in a lot of intellectual effort to learn it. Well no surprise you failed.
C: Actually, retards, the proper way is "Lingua latina non penis canis est." By the way, "penis" also means "tail", so not only this sentence is grammatically incorrect, but also ambiguous. If you're gonna meme, at least learn some basic grammar.
B: Thanks smartass...
A: No one fucking cares.
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A Hispanic descent female with a fat ass
Damn! Look at that dumpy Latina named Angie!
When you put flamin hot cheeto dust on your penis, and a girl sucks it like a popsicle.
My anniversary is coming up so I want to get my wife a latina popsicle.