Lawyer Ball

The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss!

Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.

Pops: Hit it out of the park, boy!
Son: Don't pressure me, I'm trying to work the count.
Pops: Don't play lawyer ball, son.

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lawyer-broke

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my beoke ass outa jail.

said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"

Lawyered-up

To suddenly hire a malicious legal team in an effort to secure a strong victory in court.

Yo didn't Ron get charged with seven felonies a few months ago?

Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.

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bitch lawyer

A female attorney at law.

Kobe had sexual relations with a white chick in Colorado, time to call his bitch lawyer.

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Lawyer Construction

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

Lawyered Up

A phrase used when someone is threating to sue another person

Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!

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Barracks Lawyer

A know-it-all recruit in basic military training.

Trainee Adams: "Tsgt. Smith made me do 20 pushups, according to Air Force BMT standard rules and regulations, an MTI is not permitted to make a trainee do more than 15 pushups as punishment."

Trainee McGee: "Dude, stop trying to be a barracks lawyer."

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