Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.

LOOK OUT ITS A LEADING CADET

Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.

Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

Lead Blood

Someone from the Saint Louis/Saint Joseph area of Missouri, due to the area's history of lead exposure. Lead in the blood stream or body system can cause intelligence problems and can cause them to act impulsive

Person 1: Why did eminem write songs about killing kim while they were still together?
Person 2: he's from saint Joseph, he's a lead blood. He can't help he acts impulsive when he's pissed

lead harassment

Continually asking your boss for a better leads

Hi Tom can you give me a nice lead tomorrow,no Jim that is lead harassment .

Ms Leading

Ms Leading is the most amazing woman you will ever meet, she is beautiful, smart and funny however she has a past - full of misery and pain. For this she can be hard to be around. Her past is full of 'immoral services' and doing unfavourable things for money

I just met this new girl although shes a bit of a Ms Leading I don't think I can handle all that baggage

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."