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Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.
Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.
A gentlemen that uses his left hand to make a cunt uncontrollably squirt cum from her vagina.
His Stupid left hand made me cum uncontrollably.
A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
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When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.
I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.
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to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.
My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".
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A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.
“Hey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
“Man you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”
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(Adj.) one who is capable of only sucking the left nut.
Helen Keller was left-handed, only capable of sucking the left but.
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