lefty liar

joel merchen aka dead possum

that lefty liar is friends with that dumb blond bitch...look up dumb blond bitch

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big lefty

Slapping a girl hard with your left nut

WE had sex last night, I gave her the big lefty.

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Sir Lefty

The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).

I think I just flattened Sir Lefty.

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lefty's catcher mit

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.

j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

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lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

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Smoke a Lefty

Referring to the fact that all gay smokers, smoke with their left hand.

"Hey Chris Crocker!"
"Yeah"
"You Smoke a lefty, haha"
"LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE"

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