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Stick your hand in a Shamrock Shake from McDonald's and then giving your girlfriend the shocker with the shake fresh on your fingers. Yum.
Dad: I just gave my mom The Dirty Leprechaun . It made for a tasty treat.
Son: Wow dad, you sure are swell.
When a midget cums all over someone's face
Man I would love for mini-me to give that bitch some leprechaun mist.
The sexual act involving a threesome with 2 midgets, as you lay on the floor, the one midget ejaculates onto your face and the other performs an irish step-dance while ejaculating into the air. Entertainment with pleasure.
Steve: Hey Marve, how was that Leprechaun Delight you wanted to perform last night?
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!
when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl's ass while tossing her salad
what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and irene
An Indian Leprechaun, who will try to sell you stuff. They are also believed to know telekinesis.
Oh my god! I just saw an Indian Leprechaun!
Really?
Yes he read my mind and wanted to sell me pornography!
Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
In the month of March when you go to McDonald’s if you want to add chocolate to your mint shake ask for a Dirty Leprechaun.
McDonald’s Employee: What will you like today?
Vincent: A Dirty Leprechaun
McDonald’s Employee: A what?!