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Stick your hand in a Shamrock Shake from McDonald's and then giving your girlfriend the shocker with the shake fresh on your fingers. Yum.
Dad: I just gave my mom The Dirty Leprechaun . It made for a tasty treat.
Son: Wow dad, you sure are swell.
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When a midget cums all over someone's face
Man I would love for mini-me to give that bitch some leprechaun mist.
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The sexual act involving a threesome with 2 midgets, as you lay on the floor, the one midget ejaculates onto your face and the other performs an irish step-dance while ejaculating into the air. Entertainment with pleasure.
Steve: Hey Marve, how was that Leprechaun Delight you wanted to perform last night?
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!
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when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl's ass while tossing her salad
what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and irene
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An Indian Leprechaun, who will try to sell you stuff. They are also believed to know telekinesis.
Oh my god! I just saw an Indian Leprechaun!
Really?
Yes he read my mind and wanted to sell me pornography!
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Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
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In the month of March when you go to McDonald’s if you want to add chocolate to your mint shake ask for a Dirty Leprechaun.
McDonald’s Employee: What will you like today?
Vincent: A Dirty Leprechaun
McDonald’s Employee: A what?!