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When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.
Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart
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The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.
Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?