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Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."
One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
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A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.
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A shitty emo band that has no talent at all. The lead singer only screams and when he actually sings, it sounds like shit. The "rapper" has absolutely no talent and cannot rap worth a shit.
All of their songs are angst, especially "CRAAAAAWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN. THESE WOOOOOOOOUNDS, THEY WILLLLL NOT HEEEEALLLL."
Guy 1: Yo, let's go to a Linkin Park concert!
Guy 2: No, you punk-ass bitch! Linkin Park sucks!
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An awsome band that has saved countless lives.
A band that has used their own real life experences to help many others through tough times in their lives.
But get one thing straight...
ITS NOT EMO!!!!
me: linkin park kick ass
Friend: Yeah.. Must agree there..
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Band who does write their own songs. who gets wrongly accused by jackasses. Its stands for purely goodness.
GosH.. Dis music is so linkin park.. everyone loves it
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Linkin Park is a band consisting of 6 guys. The majority of their collection of songs is somewhat dark and grim. I think the genre is rap/metal is what I've heard.
Now, I've heard that most people don't like Linkin Park, but that's only because LP's style does not appeal to them. Well, to each his own, as I would say. If you don't like it, keep your mouth shut.
"Hey, did you hear "Breaking the Habit?"
"Yeah, isn't it that song about suicide?"
"Heck yeah, like it can't get any grimmer than that."
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