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A person who is very dumb and only listens, but doesn't comprehend.
Mojo is a such a listen ape!
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you shout this at people who have no idea whats going on
listen up! don't check out my package faggot
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Quantum Listening: Inclusive, all encompassing, way beyond ordinary listening and step forward for human beings, listening with every fiber of your being.
If I can use quantum listening with my husband, I will almost be able to see and feel what he sees and feels.
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What mom tells child when he disobeys her.
Mom: Please sweep the floor.
Child: *Doesn't listen*
Mom: Listen child!
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Give affirmative responses to someone, even while you may not be quite sure what they are talking about.
"...So then I said to the guy..."
"Uh-huh."
"...Don't be such a jerk-off!"
"Yeah?"
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Repeatedly listening to a song, an album or an artist without pause until you are sick and tired of the music and can't stand it anymore.
Most commonly done by crazy fangirls with a lot of free time.
Can last for anything between four days and two months. (Fangirls will never tell another fangirl that they are tired of the song or album.)
Fangirl 1: Have you heard One Direction's Live While We're Young? I love it so much!"
Fangirl 2: Omg yes I've been binge listening to it all summer, my fave!"
Fangirl 1: *Starts playing Live While We're Young.*
Fangirl 2: *Mentally pulls their own hair.*
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Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!
Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?
Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!
Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
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