loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

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Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

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loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

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LOAF

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

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Loaf

A retard on the internet that is very epic

That loaf guy is so epic!!

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loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

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LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

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