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poop lube

also known as prison lube

basically being in prison and pulling your cell mate off the crapper midway through pooping, so he's nicely lubed up for gay prison sex

poop ass being used as lubrication for buttsex

Cum on over here. Don't wipe. I want to use your poop lube to stimulate forced gay sex.

You don't mind do you, punk?

by Ass2mouth4life666 October 24, 2009

56๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal lube

A form of lubrication used in the asshole to prevent burning and pain.

That anal lube was very smooth.

She liked the feel of that anal lube because it was soft and cool on her asshole.

by Nathan Berg April 1, 2005

100๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova July 11, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tube Lube

Alcoholic beverages on the train; road sodas on the tracks; pre-game beverages to lubricate you on mass transit.

Man, those tube lubes did the trick.

by MJB730 January 29, 2017

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Word Lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blood Lube

The superior lube, cheapest and most effective lube. Usually acquired after "anal ravage".

Instead of buying lube I usually go med-evil on her ass till blood lube is acquired.

by BLB1990 March 1, 2011

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Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo

by Lustrious March 4, 2008

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