Luke

A man whose moobs will actually get you wetter than the little mermaid was in that boat scene. Luke's have the incredible power of knowing exactly where the g spot is everytime. In Turkmen, Luke means "hymen-buster".

That's Luke

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luke

A really smart, interesting, kind guy. Always looking out for others, quite shy, but extremely good at drama.

'Hey you know Luke'

'Yeah what?'

'He's going out with that cow Emma'

'Oh crap, really? She's a skank'

'Yeah, I know'

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Luke

Someone that will make your heart flutter when he giggles or licks his lip (or lipring). Someone who will sing to you in a quiet raspy tone in the middle of the night because you can't sleep. Luke is awkward and shy and has legs that are as clumsy as can be. But he's a hopeless romantic and will do anything for you. Not to mention, when he curses in the morning, it is extremely nice (especially when he calls you nicknames like baby, babe, love, honey, etc.) that will make your heart run 40 laps. He posseses the power to make you love him so much that it physically hurts. The way he giggles when he sings (especially if he has an accent) or plays with your hair or tries to cook with you or tries to teach you guitar; he'll always be there and he's not going anywhere.

Girl: I hear the new guy is really great and sweet!
Girl #2: Must be a Luke!

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Luke

A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day

You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

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Luke

Classic explicative used when someone reaches for a Mike's Lite at a party, can be used to shame or applaud the target

*Someone grabs Mike's Lite
"LUKE!!!!"

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Luke

hot hands

luke has hot hands

Luke

A Luke is a once in a life time friend, if you ever meet one, be great full, hes always there for you and always says the right things, whether you’re upset or happy he is just the right person for you, and he’s an even better boyfriend

Keep your Luke’s close

Friend: OMG he’s amazing
Friend 2: I mean, what do you expect, he’s Luke