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Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.
Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
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BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS...
...like jessi h. and mariah w.
steve Look at those B A M F 'S!
john Who? Oh them? Don't worry about them--thats just Jessi and Mariah...their pretty kewl
steve sweet
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sex and masturbation
so how about that s&m last night?
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Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'
A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33
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A club that people join so they can pratice sadism and masochism on each other and have sex while doing it.
Are you in that S&M club?
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Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
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means shaking my head. abbreviated
he did not just wear that shirt S-M-H.
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