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A term used by highly intellectual people to show proof after making a statement.
I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon and be in the Secret service even ask my dad.
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Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!
My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*
best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube
gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro
1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
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a lame excuse ring merril uses for wearing the same clothes multiple times in a row.
ring merril has some filthy ass clothes.
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your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.
Me: Your mom is my dad
Someone else: What the fuck
Me: Yeetus to the fetus.
Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.
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figure of speech meaning "none of your business"
Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.